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Murage will be looking in. Taproot cures. Mega Shark vs. Kolossus (USA, 2015). Mega Shark vs. Kolossus is a 2015 action sci-fi horror movie directed by Christopher Ray ( Reptisaurus ; Megaconda ; Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus ) from a screenplay by Micho Rutare for The Asylum. It stars Ileana Douglas, Brody Hutzler , Clare Grant, Alison Haislip, Amy Rider, Milynn Sarley, Ernest Thomas, Rileah Vanderbilt. In search of a new energy source, Russia accidentally reawakens the Kolossus – a giant robot doomsday device from the Cold War. Directed by Christopher Ray. With Gary Stretch, Jaleel White, Sarah Lieving, Robert Picardo. A megalodon battles with a crocosaurus causing massive destruction. The. Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark is a 2014 direct-to-video monster/disaster film produced by the Asylum. It was released on DVD and Blu-ray Disc on January 28, 2014. The Asylum, nouvellement appelé The Global Asylum, est une société du cinéma et de distributeur de films indépendants américain fondée à Burbank en Californie. Les images, sons et vidéos de monstres contenus sur ce site sont la propriété de leurs auteurs ou ayants droits respectifs et sont reproduits dans un. Mega Piranha (anche conosciuto come Megapiranha) è un film catastrofico di fantascienza distribuito il 10 aprile 2010 per il circuito direct-to-video negli Stati. At the same time, a new Mega Shark appears, threatening global security…. “Mega Shark vs. Kolossus is delirious fun, a surprisingly well-acted and entertaining homage to the great monster movies of the past. Obviously, Mega Shark is the top-billed star here but, for me, the film is really stolen by Kolossus. This behemoth of robotic mayhem dominates almost every scene in which he appears and hopefully, he’ll return for a future movie. ” Lisa Marie Bowman, Through the Shattered Lens. 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as Captain George East. News & Interviews for Austenland. Concave Keri: Actress Russell shows off her TINY stomach as she walks the red carpet at Austenland premiere. By Kimberley Dadds and Jennifer Pearson. Našli ste 3265 filmova na ovom portalu. Jump to 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z. View All Austenland News. Critic Reviews for Austenland. The acting throughout falls into two registers; pantomime mugging for most of the cast, while the romantic leads, Russell and Feild, look so ill at ease that you pity them. Austenland is modest fun but needs to show it has a brain under its sun bonnet. "Austenland" understands Austen's enduring romantic appeal but has no use for her deeper themes of class, wealth and gender inequality. It's tentative in its intentions and afraid to push all the way with its premise. It is not sharp enough as a comedy, and when it tries to shift gears and become a romance, it is unconvincing in its machinations. DVD and BLU-RAY REVIEWS INDEX Alphabetical listing, divided by studio, of all our DVD and Blu-ray reviews. (DVDs, if not specified.) Sortable DVD & Blu-ray Review. You are viewing the 2017 Program. The 2018 Program will be announced in December. The culmination of the Sundance Film Festival is the Awards Ceremony. Individuals. Full List of Inventory 1/27/17. You can search for a specific title by using your computer or other device's search function. If you want a specific list (such as. A mildly surprising and completely heartwarming ending casts a glow over the previous 96 minutes of "Austenland" but can't wipe out all regrets for what might have been. Everything rings false, and the spectacle of bad actors pretending to be bad actors may trouble your sleep for some time. With all the makings of a cult, this hit-and-miss hoot is as weird - and certainly much sillier than you'd expect - of a comedy produced by Stefanie 'Twilight' Meyer but directed/penned by the co-writer of Napoleon Dynamite. It's probably unfair to compare the film and its source inspiration too heavily but this plays out like a weak modern-day Austen novel. Although. mostly a nice, light, little trifle, it's ultimately half a soufflé at best-one that never quite rises to the occasion. an interesting diversion that holds a lot of promise at first, is pleasant but generally underdelivers throughout, and then almost redeems itself with a last-minute twist that almost makes sense considering the movie's core weakness. Austenland is a pretty film to look at, but underneath its look, there's just not much there. Rom-com fanatics and Austen aficionados may find gems in Austenland, but others will see this as a film with little sense or sensibility. Audience Reviews for Austenland. In my review of A Royal Affair, I stated that period drama was "one of the easiest genres to send up, sneer at or actively despise. " For every highly acclaimed film or TV series which pops up on our radar, any production which candidly emphasises archaic or impractical forms of language, costume or social custom presents itself all too easily to be ribbed. It is both fitting and ironic that Jane Austen's works have become such a reliable source of parody, given that she herself was parodying the Gothic romances of her day when she wrote the likes of Northanger Abbey. TV has a long tradition of nailing such parodies, in everything from Dead Ringers sketches to Julia Davis' jet-black comedy Hunterby via the Pride and Prejudice Land from Red Dwarf. But whether because of their length or the different style of writing involved, films which have attempted the same thing have so often come a cropper. Austenland is in the same pitiful club as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, positioning itself as a clever piss-take which ultimately falls so far short that you wondered why anybody bothered. While not the worst parody film ever made - none of the Wayans family are involved, thank God - it squanders whatever talent lies in its cast and is frequently painful to watch. I've often complained in my reviews about how material best suited to a five-minute sketch or a half-hour TV episode is regularly stretched out to form thin and disappointing films. It's an accusation frequently levelled against films from the Saturday Night Live stable, with offerings like Coneheads and It's Pat! consisting of little more than a single joke and the misguided belief that an audience will find it funny for 90 minutes. But it's a trend that's equally common in all genres, from third-rate children's films (Good Burger) to upmarket psychological thrillers (Carnage). Austenland contains enough material for a half-decent five-minute sketch - ten if you were feeling charitable. Despite being adapted from a full-length novel, its premise is ridiculously thin and not particularly original: the four-part miniseries Lost in Austen took a very similar concept and achieved much better results. Mark Kermode put it best when he wrote in The Observer: "what might have made a five-minute skit becomes an extended exercise in taking a joke for a walk round a country house, before allowing it to crap on the terrace and then stamping it to death on the manicured lawn. " There is undoubtedly a certain amount of merit in having modern-day characters rip outdated attitudes and social niceties to shreds. In their quest for historical accuracy or fidelity, period dramas often fall into the trap of condoning some deeply questionable attitudes, whether towards women, poor people or people who don't happen to be white. Equally, there is plenty of scope, and much justification, for taking apart films which try all-too-consciously to be right-on with present-day society. In short, one can take the piss out of Emma and Amistad at the same time, without it coming across as having one's cake and eating it. Sadly, Austenland has neither the brains, nor the ambition, nor the talent to contemplate anything so nuanced for more than a fleeting moment. At best it's a sub-par Bill and Ted with petticoats, or an Abbott and Costello film with weaker jokes, whose main characters' primary purpose is to be shoved into shot with historical figures (or stereotypes) and comment on how silly and stuffy they are. One by one ideas for a half-decent film or shred of character development present themselves, and one by one the film dallies with them like an awkward dance partner before something else distracts it and it jumps to another unfortunate soul. At its most superficial, Austenland could have used its comic conceit to expose some of the harsh realities of Regency society, with our leading lady learning to accept that she can find love in the modern world - or at least, that the past isn't all it's cracked up to be once Colin Firth is out of the picture. Not every new take on a period novel has to be as tough and unrelenting as Andrea Arnold's bruising take on Wuthering Heights. But there is scope here for an albeit well-worn, cheesy story about scales falling from the main character's eyes, with the rigid class system and unforgiving social etiquette being challenged by her growing self-esteem and sense of worth. We do get hints of this in the second act of the film, particularly when Jane (Keri Russell) is wooed by Bret McKenzie, best known for his work on Flight of the Concords. We play along with his rough New Zealand charm, settling for generic convention if only because the first act has been so shaky. But the film reaches a point where it struggles to know what it wants; it fails to properly set up a Bridget Jones-esque love triangle, with Jane becoming impulsive as McKenzie's Martin gets more and more unpleasant and self-absorbed. In the end, the payoff with J. J. Field (trying and failing to be Tom Hiddlestone) feels like a forced last resort; it isn't credible on its own terms and it's not a natural continuation of the plot. Equally, the film could have played more on the disjunct between the period characters and the actors who inhabit them. Michael Winterbottom's brilliant A Cock and Bull Story deftly combined the demands of period drama with the very postmodern, contemporary comedy borne out of Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon's rivalry. Winterbottom's uneven record as a director aside (see Trishna or The Look of Love, for instance), he had a fantastic understanding of how to deconstruct historical values while making very pertinent comments about our present-day ambitions and obsessions. With Austenland, however, the scenes of the actors out of costume give us just a teasing, fleeting glimpse of the better film we could be seeing, as though we were peering through a letterbox from within our 19th-century prison. Having botched its attempted at clichéd romantic comedy, and discarded the prospect of postmodern deconstruction, the film also contemplates seeing itself as a much broader comedy. The performance of Jennifer Coolidge (who was very good in Legally Blonde) gives one of two impressions; either that director Jerusha Hess didn't really know what she wanted, or that she was unable to direct her with sufficient skill, allowing her star to go painfully off-piste just as Johnny Depp had done with Pirates of the Caribbean. Coolidge, like Nicolas Cage before her, has a tendency to become grating and over-the-top when not properly reined in, and while she has her moments here, she could have been so much better. Austenland is Hess' first and so far only film as a director, and it shows. She's hardly a stranger to the film industry, having written Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre and Gentlemen Broncos, all directed by her husband Jared. But as I argued in my review of The Perks of Being a Wallflower, writers do not always make natural directors, often because they fail to marry visual storytelling to their beloved dialogue and stage directions. The screenplay for Austenland may not be the greatest ever written, but in the hands of another director the film that resulted could have looked a lot less inept. The visuals of Austenland try to play up the period details to create a lavish sensibility, but only succeed in making everything seem cheap and fake. Cinematographer Larry Smith cut his teeth working with Stanley Kubrick on Eyes Wide Shut, and would later prove his worth by shooting Calvary and Only God Forgives. But here his colour palette is over-saturated, turning what should be elegant architecture and refined costumes into a series of gaudy greeting cards. Likewise the editing by Nick Fenton is slapdash and the score by Ilan Eshkeri is an enormously poor relation to his excellent work on Stardust and Still Alice. Even without the weak script or the uncertain direction, this film has little sense about its sensibility. Austenland is a deeply disappointing and infuriating offering in which every shred of potential is briefly played for laughs and then cast aside. It isn't the worst parody ever to grace the big screen, being less mean-spirited than Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and funnier than anything farted out by the Wayans stable. But it offers far too little return for one's time, for fans of Jane Austen and those new to period drama, and it will take a great deal of persuasion to warrant a re-watch any time soon. Any nerdy girl worth her salt has sat at home on a Friday night and watched an Austen marathon on the couch, dreaming about their Colonel Brandon or Mr. Darcy. (Not that I know this from experience, mind you. ) In this Keri Russell vehicle she plays Jane, an obsessed Austen fan who wants some romance in her life, instead of the slew of guys she's previously dated. In true Austenian fashion, Jane travels halfway across the world to stay at an exclusive manor in England, where she lives the life of an Austen heroine (most likely Fanny Price). Read more at film is a lot of fun for the inner geek/romantic. Russell doesn't quite gel for as a character smitten with Jane Austin and Coolidge, while funny, is a bit too forced and frequent to sit right. JJ Feild is marvelous for his role. The plot doesn't quite make sense, but it's all good fun and thoroughly enjoyable. This one was a peculiar film. I sort of liked the premise but then most of the film was actually ridiculous. Even Keri Russell rolls her eyes several times. But the problem was it was so absurd that it actually made me laugh out loud. So I'm not at all sure if I was just laughing at a really bad film. You have been warned. 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